lion:

when someone reading in class and your name is in the story

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tastefullyoffensive:

Bop it, Twist it, Pull it, Spin it, Flick it.

fixed it.

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wire-man:

There were no survivors.

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pruderanch:

200% sure that all of my friend have secret meetings where they just talk about how annoying I am

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digivolvin:

last night i dreamed that scientists used a really bad picture of me to prove humans are closely related to goats and i was so insulted i woke up

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moneypowerbottom:

teacher: class take your seats

me:

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